Vegan Haiku Time
Vegetarians,
hatcheries grind up live chicks.
You are hypocrites.
Vegetarians,
You are hypocrites.
Vegetarians,
Jell-o is animal bones
You are hypocrites.
Even though i feel like saying you’re Anarcho- Syn/Com/whatever implies that you are in fact Anarcho-fem/queer/trans/enviro in addition to whatever else I think it’d just be easier to say you’re a ‘Rainbow Anarchist’.
But they sure as hell can be sexist against other women.
Are you fucking kidding me? This is why I hate openly identifying as a feminist - I just get clumped together with a close-minded and misinformed group of women. You do realize Feminism is not…
… people tell me that “being vegan is too extreme” or that “being vegetarian is enough”, a voice in my head just starts screaming “noooooo” and i can think of so many reasons why that’s not the case (at all!) and sometimes i mention some of them, but most of the time i just…
I once had a girl try to empathize with me for being vegan because at one point she had been a hard core vegetarian
She ate eggs and dairy and stuff but cut out geletin
hard core!!!
Why do books have to be so expensive (actual physical books) when the electronic versions are so much cheaper? I don’t have the budget to afford a kindle etc, but I want to keep reading and learning. $16 for the book I want to read next is a bit too much.
Why are people always forgetting the wonderful libraries?
They’re the best place to go when you’re poor!
hello yes humans are top of the food chain i have made a picture to show it.
bares human teeth and claws and charges into the fray
You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato salad. But don’t be a dick and buy that nasty shit at the store. Make this instead; it is cheap as fuck and super easy. You can even leave it in the sun for a minute and it won’t get all gross like that potatomayo nonsense they try to pass off as a salad. People don’t deserve that basic, bland shit.
FRESH HERB POTATO SALAD
1 1/2 pounds of small red or Yukon gold potatoes
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
3 tablespoons white wine vinegar
2 tablespoons lemon juice (about 1 lemons)
¼ cup extra virgin olive oil
2 cloves of garlic
1/3 cup shredded carrot (I used 1 normal-sized carrot. Don’t try to grate baby carrots; you will fuck your hand up)
¼ cup of chopped chives (you can use green onions to save some cash)
¼ cup chopped dill
salt and pepper
Cut your potatoes in half or until they are in pieces that you can actually put in your mouth. Nobody should need a knife to eat potato salad, that shit is fucked. Boil some water in a medium pot, add a pinch of salt, and the potatoes. Boil them until you can easily stab a fork through one, like 10-15 minutes depending on the size of your potatoes. If you cook them too long they start falling apart and your salad will be a fucking mess. Set a timer if your ass is easily distracted.
While the potatoes cook, cut up the garlic into a bunch of tiny pieces. Mix together the mustard, vinegar, lemon juice, oil, and garlic in a small glass. Drain the potatoes and put them in a large bowl. Add the dressing and toss it all together. Add the carrots, herbs, and a little salt and pepper and mix them in. Let the salad sit in the fridge for at least 30 minutes so that the potatoes can soak in all the flavor. If it looks dry after that then add a little more vinegar and olive oil and stir that bitch. Make this shit the day before you go somewhere and keep it in the fridge. Nobody will know the fucking difference.
Serves 4 as a side
Despite the population of politically correct, women’s rights allied men increasing over the years, you’ll still hear the phrase “women don’t know what they want” uttered by dudebros and male feminists alike. They might say it in different ways, maybe they won’t generalize about “all women”. When…
Hey, Anti-“Bloodmouth” Vegans,
I’m allergic to soy.
Yep, because all vegans eat is soy. We just replace all animal products with…
BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO TOFURKY AND VEGANAISE
/sarcasm
